SCENE #1 Karan watches his friends with their partners and rushes out angrily as he's single. Deepika broke up with him. The following conversation happens when he meets her. KARAN Tum yahan kya kar rahi ho? (looks around) Anshumann kahan hai? DEEPIKA Break-up hogaya. KARAN Hain? Kyun? After a pause; DEEPIKA Karan, do you think we should also kiss? KARAN Hain? DEEPIKA But as a friend. KARAN Nahi Deepika, I have feelings for you... aur main aise sirf ye sab nahi kar sakta. DEEPIKA Are you sure? KARAN Yes, I'm sure. DEEPIKA Okay. KARAN So... Deepika, you were testing me na? Haina? DEEPIKA No. KARAN To matlab tum sachmein- DEEPIKA Yes. KARAN Kya ab hum-DEEPIKA No. KARAN (with a cracking voice and teary eyed) Tum kyu kar rahi ho mere saath aisa. SCENE #2 INT. DEEPIKA'S CAR - CONTINUOUS DEEPIKA on the driving seat, Karan next to her. Karan has asked her to go on a trip with him and his friends. DEEPIKA Main tumhare saath kyu jaungi? KARAN Mere sath matlab, tum girlfriend ho meri. DEEPIKA Nahi, kisne kaha? KARAN Hain? DEEPIKA Humare to breakup ho chuka hai. KARAN Kab? DEEPIKA Tumhi ne to kaha tha uss din meri car mein, ki humei kar lena chahiye, it's not working out. KARAN Arey uske bad to humne patch-up karliya tha na, we were back together. 2. DEEPIKA Nahi, uske bad maine ghar jaake nails kaat-te hue socha, to phir mujhe realise hua ki mujhe break up kar lena chahiye, isliye maine kar liya. KARAN To tumne mujhe bataya kyu nahi? DEEPIKA Uhhhh... (after thinking) Sorry, bhul gayi thi. KARAN How can you do it? You're so insensitive yaar! Tum mere saath aisa kaise kar sakti ho? DEEPIKA I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you, let's go to Shimla-Karan raises his head and smiles. DEEPIKA (CONT'D) -- but as friends. KARAN (with a cracking voice) Theek hai. SCENE #1 INT. CORRIDOR - EVENING Empty corridor. In a corner, we see TRIPPY and RAVEENA, sitting opposite each other. Trippy's head is lowered, he seems embarrassed or guilty. Raveena seems resolute. TRIPPY Tum zyada naraaz lag rahi ho, main gaana gaata hu. (sings) Dheere dheere pyaar ko badhaana hai, hadh se-RAVEENA (interrupts) Nahi Trippy, abhi mood nahi hai. TRIPPY (continues singing) -- hadh se guzar jaana hai. RAVEENA Stop Trippy, please. TRIPPY Kya hua, dusra waala sunna hai? Dil deewana bin sajna ke-RAVEENA Trippy, I don't think this will help. This is serious. TRIPPY Yaar Raveena main kab se sorry bol raha hu, by mistake galti hogayi, itni badi bat bhi nahi hai! RAVEENA Yaa right, itni badi bat nahi hai. Tumne khudse assume kiya, ek bar bhi mujhse aa ke pucha nahi, usse stage pe sabke saamne insult kiya. You're right, itni badi bat nahi hai, maybe I'm just overreacting. TRIPPY Koi baat nahi, tum kar sakti ho, I don't mind. RAVEENA Trippy tumhe sarcasm ka matlab pata hai? TRIPPY Haan na. Sarcasm matlab vo bat jiska meaning opposite-Raveena stares at him, making him realise of what just transpired. TRIPPY (CONT'D) Ohhh! Sorry. Maine misunderstand kar liya. RAVEENA Absolutely right, tumne mujhe misunderstand hi kiya hai. (beat) You know what Trippy, I think we should break up! Trippy is baffled and shocked as he hears these words. He keeps looking blankly at Raveena, without an utterance. SCENE #2 EXT. PARKING - NIGHT Under a street lamp, next to the parking. Trippy and Raveena stand alone. They've had a huge fight and a nasty break-up. To reconcile, Trippy gatecrashes Raveena's karoake birthday party and sings for her. The following conversation is what happens after that. TRIPPY Bolo. RAVEENA Ye kya hero ban ke aaye abhi tum andar! TRIPPY Main kaha kuch... RAVEENA Love me like you do kaise gaya tumne, tum to ello ello gaate the. TRIPPY Vo intro ke baad mera favourite gaana ban gaya tha. 2. RAVEENA Hmmmm, achha gaaya tha. TRIPPY Raveena I'm sorry, mujhe pata-RAVEENA (gestures him to stop) Gaana complete karo. TRIPPY Huh? RAVEENA Andar sabke liye gaaya tha, ek bar mere liye bhi gao. TRIPPY Tumhare liye hi gaya tha. RAVEENA Phir se gao! (beat) Mera birthday gift samjho. TRIPPY Ghutne pe baith jaun? RAVEENA Better hi lagega. TRIPPY buckles down and sits on his knee. He takes out the spoon he had bought with him. He makes it the mic, and starts singing into it. RAVEENA seems mesmerised by Trippy. #SCENE 1 A table, shaking. And on it, the plates and food also shakes. REVEAL: Raveena and Trippy sitting in front of each other. Trippy holds a plate of rajma-chawal. The table is shaking because Trippy's legs are trembling out of nervousness. RAVEENA (clears throat) Aapko bat karni thi? TRIPPY Hanji. Mujhe isse farak nahi padta ki aap Raveena ho ya Karishma. RAVEENA Par main Raveena hun! TRIPPY Mujhe farak nahi padta. Main aapse kuch kehna chahta hu! (showing rajma chawal) Aap ye dekh rahi ho? Ye kya hai? RAVEENA Rajma chawal? TRIPPY (poiting behind) Raju bhaiya ke rajma chawal. RAVEENA looks at where Trippy pointed. There, RAJU BHAIYA (mid-20s), bows in respect. TRIPPY (CONT'D) Aur ye na, mere sabse favourite hain, bahut personal hun main inko leke, kyunki ye mujhe meri ma ki yad dilate hain! RAVEENA Kyun, aapki mummy aisa hi banati hai? TRIPPY Haan, itne hi gande. To, main aapse ek bat puchun? RAVEENA Pucho? Trippy CLAPS twice. Raju Bhaiya comes with a tray, which contains only a spoon. Trippy picks it up and: TRIPPY Will you share this plate of rajma chawal with me? ... and puts the spoon in the plate. XXXXX #SCENE 2 Trippy and Naira are in a courtroom like argument wherein they have to decide which freshers party they have to attend. Trippy is supporting a normal party whereas Naira is supporting a pool party. Here, at the end of the argument, Trippy gives a final speech. TRIPPY Main batata hu ladkiyan kyun nahi jarahi pool party pe, kyuki meri tarah bahut ladkiyo ki pool party layak na to body hai aur na kapde. Aur jinki hai, vo pool party ki photos nahi daal sakte kyuki facebook pe papa mummy hote hain! NAIRA To insta pe to daal sakte hain. TRIPPY Insta pe cousins hote hain jo papa mummy ko dikha dete hain. (beat) Aur pool party ke pata hai kitne jhanjhat hain? Extra kapde le ke jao, extra towel le ke jao, extra sabun le ke jao. KARAN Trippy jheel pe nahi ja rahe. TRIPPY Theeke sabun hata de. (beat) Par vaha jab tum pool mein EDM pe dance kar rahe hoge na, tumhe ekdum se khyal ayega ki garam paani kaha se aaraha hai. (MORE) 2. Aur sochne pe tumhe realise hoga ki kitne logo ne beer pi hui hai aur beer ke baad vo log pool mein hi... NAIRA Chheee-TRIPPY (interrupts) Abhi baaki hai. Tum abhi iss shock se nikle hi hoge ki tumhe peeche taerte hue manchurian dikhenge kyunki kisi fresher first time drinker ne peer pressure mein aa ke photo khichane ke liye vodka shots liye honge aur phir usne bhi pool mein hi... NAIRA --heeeeee.... TRIPPY Pool mein ulti ke baad, tumhari pool party bhi regular party ban chuki hogi jiske liye tumne extra paise diye honge aur hindi gaane miss kare honge. (beat) I rest my case. XXXXX #SCENE 3 Empty corridor. In a corner, we see TRIPPY and RAVEENA, sitting opposite each other. Trippy's head is lowered, he seems embarrassed or guilty. Raveena seems resolute. TRIPPY Tum zyada naraaz lag rahi ho, main gaana gaata hu. (sings) Dheere dheere pyaar ko badhaana hai, hadh se-RAVEENA (interrupts) Nahi Trippy, abhi mood nahi hai. TRIPPY (continues singing) -- hadh se guzar jaana hai. TRIPPY (CONT'D) 3. RAVEENA Stop Trippy, please. TRIPPY Kya hua, dusra waala sunna hai? Dil deewana bin sajna ke-RAVEENA Trippy, I don't think this will help. This is serious. TRIPPY Yaar Raveena main kab se sorry bol raha hu, by mistake galti hogayi, itni badi bat bhi nahi hai! RAVEENA Yaa right, itni badi bat nahi hai. Tumne khudse assume kiya, ek bar bhi mujhse aa ke pucha nahi, usse stage pe sabke saamne insult kiya. You're right, itni badi bat nahi hai, maybe I'm just overreacting. TRIPPY Koi baat nahi, tum kar sakti ho, I don't mind. RAVEENA Trippy tumhe sarcasm ka matlab pata hai? TRIPPY Haan na. Sarcasm matlab vo bat jiska meaning opposite-Raveena stares at him, making him realise of what just transpired. TRIPPY (CONT'D) Ohhh! Sorry. Maine misunderstand kar liya. RAVEENA Absolutely right, tumne mujhe misunderstand hi kiya hai. (beat) You know what Trippy, I think we should break up! Trippy is baffled and shocked as he hears these words. He keeps looking blankly at Raveena, without an utterance.