MALE LEAD SCRIPT- (BAGGA AND KARAN) #SCENE 1 NAIRA fiddles with her laptop's keyboard as she's busy on her phone with Bagga. NAIRA (into phone) Jab tu pick karne aata hai na to volume thodi kam karliya kar, teen auntiyaan complaint kar chuki hai guard se. Pakdi jaungi main kisi din, my Bugs Bunny. (into phone) Kal movie ke baad kahan jayenge? INT. CAR - NIGHT BAGGA, with his friend; SUMIT; pours whiskey in a plastic glass as he talks to Naira. BAGGA (into phone) South ex chalenge, mere dost ka cafe hai vahan. Parking ke paise bhi nahi lete mere se. INTERCUT: NAIRA (into phone) Aur uske baad kahan jayenge? BAGGA'S VOICE (from phone) India gate chalenge, ice cream khaane. NAIRA (into phone) Aur uske baad? INTERCUT: BAGGA panics after her hears what Naira just said! BAGGA (into phone) Ek second hold karo (to Sumit, whispers) Bhai puchri hai uske baad kaha jayenge, iska matlab kya... SUMIT O teri bhai, tera bhi khaata khulega. Cheers! They clink with their plastic glasses. BAGGA Haan haan, kya bolu? SUMIT Tera bhai hotel book kar raha hai, tu bol room pe jayenge dinner ke bad. BAGGA (into phone) Hello, haan to room pe chalenge, mere dost ka hotel hai. ID bhi nahi maangte mere se. INTERCUT: Now, Naira is a little dazed at the reply. NAIRA (into phone) Room, room kyu jayenge? India Gate ke bad Room kyu? Vahan kya karenge? INTERCUT: BAGGA (whispers to Sumit) Bhai, puchri hai vahan kya karenge? SUMIT (whispers) Vo karenge. BAGGA (into phone) Vo karenge. INTERCUT: NAIRA (into phone) Vo to humne kar liya tha na pool party pe us din. INTERCUT: Now, Sumit is also listening with Bagga. 2. SUMIT Bhai vo nahi, vooooo! BAGGA (into phone) Vo nahi, vooooo karenge. Silence. BAGGA (CONT'D) (whispers) Bhai kuch bol nahi rahi hai! Sumit grabs the phone and listens. SUMIT (to Bagga) Sachmein. Bagga snatches the phone and listens. INT. NAIRA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT Naira tries to think of something to speak, but words evades her. NAIRA (into phone) Aur bata,... kal college kab tak aayega? INTERCUT: Bagga is flabbergasted at the reply. XXXXX #SCENE 2 Here, Trippy, Karan, Bagga are having a discussion about Anshumann; who's Trippy's girlfriend's best friend. Trippy is jealous of him and he's about to visit the college. The conversation after a series of discussions goes to the following point: TRIPPY Kya karun bhai? BAGGA Main to keh raha hu guddi pakad ke washroom mein ghaseet ke bat karte hain usse! 3. TRIPPY Haan bhai chal, launde bula tu! Keh rahi thi achha speaker hai, dekhte hain chillata kitna achha hai. Bula tu. Bagga leaves and starts dialing numbers on his phone. After a conversation between Naira, Trippy and Karan, Bagga enters. BAGGA Bhai Dimpy bhaiya aa rahe hain scorpio bharke. KARAN Bagga bhi chalega. BAGGA Han bilkul! NAIRA Puch to lo kahan chalna hai! BAGGA Veer before heer. #SCENE 1 In the canteen, Karan, Trippy and Naira are seated. TRIPPY murmurs into phone, with his neck tilted towards his right. NAIRA Karan ek baat bata, hum yahan Unoffical Freshers ki bat karne baithe hain ya isko phone pe dekhne baithne hain? KARAN Naira tune vo kahawat suni hai, ‘All men are dogs'? NAIRA Haan, it's so sexist. KARAN Usme kya sexist hai, kuch ladkiyo ke against thodi bola hai, ladko ki bezti ki hai. NAIRA Ladko ke against bolna bhi sexist hi hota hai! KARAN Ohhh, achha. (beat) Khair, ye statement sexist nahi, incomplete hai. Complete statement is: (dramatically) All men are dogs, when they get a leg piece. Humara Trippy ab Tommy ban chuka hai, he has no free will, he follows his master; the one with the leg! Karan looks at Naira, expecting a response. But doesn't get any as she's lost in a thought. KARAN (CONT'D) Kya sochri hai? NAIRA Samajh nahi aaraha... ye statement dono ke liye sexist hai, to iska matlab ye feminist hui kya? KARAN Haan sexist-sexist katt jayega na. Par point yahan pe ye hai ki ye ab Tommy ban chuka hai. NAIRA Haan vo to definitely ban chuka hai. XXXXX #SCENE 2 Deepika is on the driving seat as Karan enters the car. KARAN Tumse kuch bat karni thi. DEEPIKA Bolo? KARAN Yaar... I think it's not working out. To shayad hum dono ko... DEEPIKA (interrupts) Han theek hai. KARAN Matlab? Aage nahi sunna? DEEPIKA Itna bahut hai. KARAN Par reason to sunlo. DEEPIKA Nahi bas, samajh gayi main, hogaya breakup. Karan is at a loss of words, unable to figure out Deepika's response. KARAN How can you be so insensitive? Ye bahut galat hai Deepika. It's not me, it's... it's YOU. Deepika looks at him blankly. 2. KARAN (CONT'D) Matlab main itna bura boyfriend tha ki tum reason tak nahi janna chahti? Reason is like Akshay ke notes, sabko milna chahiye. DEEPIKA Par main apne notes khud banati hoon, mujhe nahi chahiye. KARAN Tumhe sacchi koi farak nahi padta main tumhare saath kyu break up kar raha hoon? DEEPIKA (blankly) Nahi, theek hai. (pause) Chaapein khaani hain? After staring at her for a few seconds; KARAN (with a cracking voice) Tum kyu kar rahi ho mere sath aisa? XXXXX #SCENE 3 Here, Karan watches his friends kissing and he rushes away angrily. He runs into Deepika who too is standing in the parking, watching the scene unfold. KARAN Tum yahan kya kar rahi ho? (looks around) Anshumann kahan hai? DEEPIKA Break-up hogaya. KARAN Hain? Kyun? After a pause; DEEPIKA Karan, do you think we should also kiss? 3. KARAN Hain? DEEPIKA But as a friend. KARAN Nahi Deepika, I have feelings for you... aur main aise sirf ye sab nahi kar sakta. DEEPIKA Are you sure? KARAN Yes, I'm sure. DEEPIKA Okay. KARAN So... Deepika, you were testing me na? Haina? DEEPIKA No. KARAN To matlab tum sachmein-DEEPIKA Yes. KARAN Kya ab hum-DEEPIKA No. KARAN (with a cracking voice and teary eyed) Tum kyu kar rahi ho mere saath aisa